My hair is being a dick. I feel like a lion #FUHair #WhateverIamALion
“Can I touch your butt” in Elvish.
This is so useful
No, this is not “Can I touch your butt” in Elvish. This is “Can I touch your butt?” in English, transcribed using the letters of the Elvish alphabet. There is a difference.
In Elvish, the letters of the alphabet correspond to sounds, not to words. The above text spells it out using one symbol to represent one letter of the original English, which is incorrect:
- c-a-n i t-o-u-c-h y-o-u-r b-u-t-t
If you really want to spell out an English phrase using the Elvish alphabet, you would do so phonetically, which would basically equate to one symbol per phoneme (sound):
- c-a-n a-i t-u-ch y-o-r b-u-t
If you actually wanted to write “Can I touch your butt?” in Elvish, one (very rough) translation would be:
Annog nin daf pladan tele ci?
Which, in Sindarin Elvish, roughly translates to, “Would you give me permission to touch your rear?”
Written in tengwar (the Elvish alphabet), it would look like this:
Sorry for the blurry quality.
damn, the lotr fandom doesnt fuck around
#im SORRY but that post was nerdy #even by tumblr standards#its like one of the most nerdy things ive seen #and im just ccrracking the fuck up about it
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setting realistic goals for your future
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fuckyeahreading!: Reading
As part of being the typical geek, I enjoy reading. Thankfully, I now live in a world where some teenagers are actually starting to appreciate reading a little more. However, the majority still finds it absolutely ridiculous and does not see the entertainment in it when you can…
Why we should use the Oxford Comma
A direct quote from The Times newspaper, talking about a Peter Ustinov documentary and saying that:
“highlights of his global tour include encounters with Nelson Mandela, an 800-year-old demigod and a dildo collector”.
Pro Oxford comma for life
i think i’m anti oxford comma now
tell me more about nelson mandela the demi-god dildo collector
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No but this is the scene my heart truly broke for Naomi. I was so angry at her for what she did to Cas and the things she made him do. But in this conversation she has with Cas and Dean you realize she had good intentions. She’s a lot like Cas in that way. She wanted what was best for heaven and was blinded by that goal that any potential collateral just wasn’t on her mind. She was willing to reprogram each and every angel just to keep the peace upstairs. But here she is realizing what she did was wrong. And she’s afraid. She’s afraid of what Metatron will do and how many angels will suffer for it. She’s looking out for them, Cas included. Right now she’s giving him a choice. She’s begging him, not controlling him, please don’t do this. Just trust me this one time. She’s willing to forgive Cas for all that he did. Becoming a new God, killing angels, letting the leviathans loose. She’s ready to let all that slide to save her home. And she’s willing to forgive him. After knowing her for such a short time, Naomi proves to be one of the greatest characters to come out of Supernatural.
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Snow White from Snow White & the Seven Dwarfs is strong. She is feminists favorite punching bag, right after Aurora but at least every once in awhile someone will come to Aurora’s defense. Snow (and Cinderella frankly) are seen as what is wrong with the Disney princesses. Snow likes cute animals, cooking, cleaning, and a useless dwarf. She befriends seven strange men who end up saving her in the end. Dude, the prince just comes and kisses her. She is stereotypically feminine. She doesn’t go fight for her country. She doesn’t prevent a war from breaking out. Girl is nice to every single person she meets, even the woman who tried to kill her. She felt bad that she scared the animals when they found her crying in the woods. She is kind hearted. She wants to help everyone she meets. Her looking out for others is what got her killed.
All of that being said does not make her weak. Sure, she is a bit naive but she lived a rather sheltered life. The queen had her locked away doing chores all day. When she found out the queen wanted her killed, instead of standing in the field looking at the huntsman, she fucking ran. She ran away to protect herself. She left an abusive home (she lived with the queen in her castle). When she met the dwarfs, she bargained with them so they wouldn’t kick her out. She ran that house. She put the dwarves and animals to work. She was very sweet but she was also the head bitch in charge. Even Grumpy didn’t try to backtalk her.
The fact she needed the dwarfs and animals to save her doesn’t make her weak. Saving yourself is more than just killing the enemy. It is about surviving, which Snow White did. She may not know how to throw a punch, shoot an arrow, or save her country, that doesn’t make her weak. Not every woman can defeat their demons/enemies on their own. Some of them need help from their friends, which the dwarfs and animals were to Snow, to defeat their enemy and that doesn’t make them weak.
Also, girls who prefer Snow White to Merida are not weak or “too girly.” There is no such thing as being “too girly.” Not all girls are going to relate to Merida and that is okay. Not all girls are going to like Snow White. Some girls like both characters. There is nothing wrong with girls liking the classic Disney princesses. There is nothing wrong with girls preferring the newer princesses. What is a problem is when people try to deem what princesses are “good” or “bad.”
Honestly, bravo. This is one of the best posts I’ve seen on tumblr. I hate that people think Snow is weak because she doesn’t perform heroic acts and, like you said, is traditionally feminine.
She managed to escape from the Evil Queen, make the best out of the situation in the woods and befriended the dwarves, and eventually found her Prince and her happily ever after. There is nothing wrong with that.
PREACH IT
I will punch anyone who badmouths my homegirl Snow okay.
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And here they all are unedited :)
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“It’s also the first time I’ve ever dated somebody who I can honestly say came out of a friendship first. It was one of those things for the longest time I don’t think it occurred to either of us to be anything but buddies. It’s been a little like a fairy tale. I’m learning how to be romantic because of it.”
“I have the best girlfriend in the entire world. She’s made out of sunshine.”
“For anyone in our industry, one of the toughest things about having a relationship is how much time you get to see each other. The fact that we see each other every day no matter what has really worked out nicely for us. She’s such a great girl. She makes what I do so much easier and so much more enjoyable.”
AWWWWW <3
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And now, a magician named Gob. [x]
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Beneath that beard is a good and decent human being.
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Awww yeah. And they were playing “Somewhere Over the Rainbow” when I walked up there :D
